We are the champions...

OK, I may be a JCL as the guardian over by over coverage calls them, but I'm rejoicing in our win of the ashes. It's been a long day of hitting reload on the web browser - I left dot on time today to get home and watch the end. Thanks to Tim and my office mates, I've learnt a lot about cricket over the last few weeks. We're looking forward to the two-hour smug-fest on Channel 4 on Saturday :-)

We had a lovely quiet weekend with both of us at home for a change. We had grand plans of going orienteering, as I'd found out about a permanent course in some local woodland. Unfortunately, the forest centre, which was supposed to have details, knew nothing about it. We've visited the forest centre before and weren't impressed then either - shame, as it should be a good day out. Still, Tim got plenty of studying done and I had a potter around the garden - I'm waiting for our rhubarb and gooseberries to be delivered :-)

Amusing video conference at work today - we couldn't hear the guys at the other end, so called in our technical specialist to check the connections. Turned out the volume had been turned down on the TV...

The cricket...

...is taking over the office. Thanks to my office-mates, aided by an A4 wicket and some pens for stumps, I now know what a googly is. Our justification for all the cricket discussion is that it's all to do with aerodynamics...

Officers and gentlemen

I've just been away for a couple of days at Shrivenham - the military training college. I was at a conference on 'Integrating CFD and wind tunnel experiments' and very good it was too - unbelievably, all the presentations were interesting and all of them kept to time. I was of course the only female out of forty delegates, which was the cause of much amusement to me. One presenter started his talk by saying 'thank you Lady and Gentlemen' - nice to be singled out! And I don't think I opened a door all conference - someone always held it open for me.

We were staying in the officers mess on the campus, which was a bit like being back at university - single study bedrooms with showers down the hallway. The place was full of army-types, all of whom seemed to have different uniforms, and all of whom greeted us politely every time they passed us in the corridor. So it wasn't entirely like being back at university!

Still, a good conference which reminded me that there are some benefits to my job. I got back to a vegetable patch full of growing things as well! Oh, and a lovely husband and his fish ;-)

Clear out

Elspeth is away visitng Shrewsbury to see Catriona (and get the last requests for official wedding photos) and then Reading (for a BBQ at the Silverstones'), and while she's away I've tasked myself with clearing up a bit around the house. So I've been getting rid of almost all of my unnecessary thesis junk - the recylcing people will be pleased with the haul from our house this week. It's been quite fun loking back on all the stuff I did, but I won't be sorry never to see those papers again. Anyway, here's a nice photo I call "Distillation of Knowledge".



What was really fun was looking through the plots I had. Given that I only kept the ones which were useful (otherwise that pile would have been many times as high), I was impressed to find these fantastic correlation plots. Really instructive. Perhaps the beginning of an online plot graveyard?

Meanwhile in the garden...

... a bird table and alpine patch have appeared. I should point out that I did this all by myself, which Tim was watching the cricket. This involved digging out half the earth from the flower bed and carrying large amounts of grit and gravel up the garden. I'm feeling quite proud of myself... 


As of this evening, the vegetable patch is also planted up with lettuce, pak choi, carrots and peas. I'll let you know if anything actually germinates and makes it to the edible stage!

The Cloud Appreciation Society

Well worth a visit for weather geeks, should there be any reading this blog...

The Cloud Appreciation Society

An irritating lapse

A new sign has appeared on our coffee machine which reads

Please keep this area tidy. Thank - you.

Oooooh! What an irritating hyphen! OK, maybe I'm being pedantic but it irritates me every time I get a drink. I'm tempted to follow Lynne Truss' example and get rid of it - but as the sign has been carefully laminated it won't be an easy task. Any suggestions?

Rant over, I'll get back to work now...

More Tales from the Tank: The Cycle of Life

More fish news.

The 4th round of fishies have come into the tank, as of last week. We now have two Otos mooching around somewhere. These little chaps are catfish who will attach themselves to any part of the tank decor and eat all the algae they find. I kept being pestered by Elspeth to sort out the algae in my tank, and these are my solution. They're quite hard to spot in the tank (5 points per spot, a bonus 5 if you can find both of them), but I have managed to get a photo or two.





The other bits of news in the tank concern the platys. I may have mentioned before that one of them is looking a bit sad. The other two males seem happily paired off with the two females, and this one is on his own and gets bullied by the other males. He never seems to come up for food and is always hiding and looking generally distressed. Having endured a week of this to see if he gets better, I decided today that it would be better if I took him out of the tank and bashed his little head in (believe it or not, the preferred method of humanely putting a fish out of its misery). I tried to catch him earlier to do so but had no success, so he's still in there unaware of what is to befall him, while I have his fate hanging over my head. It's quite difficult really.

On the other hand, there is some good platy news. One or other or both of the platy pairings have had some babies! A couple of days ago I noticed a tiny little fish hiding among the plants - I don't know how long it had been there. I was very excited; Elspeth less so, as I woke her up to get her to come and look. The lady platys have been looking fat for a while, so it doesn't come as a big surprise. Earlier this evening I saw two of the little fellas (see below), and I don't know how many more there might be or whether there are more to come. It's all very exciting - I seem to be drawn to small cute things (reference 7th May 2005), and these fish are very small and cute. I'm not sure what their future will be, what the chances that they will survive into adulthood are, but it'll be fun to see. Oh, and by the way, in this photo it looks like daddy fish is looking after the baby fish. It's probably more likely that he was trying to eat them, before you get too sentimental.

Bedford is turning into quite a cosmopolitan little town... we now have a sushi bar! Tim and I went to try it out for dinner last night and were very impressed - a good selection of sushi, all of which tasted lovely. It's one of those places with a little conveyor belt so you sit and wait for the next delicacy to trundle past, then grab it and eat it. Great fun.

The restaurant was no where near full, so I hope it catches on otherwise we'll have to go back to italian or indian for a meal out!

A Welsh weekend

Well, a week ago we were enjoying a very sunny weekend in the Brecon Beacons, along with the usual gang. We came back with some sun tan/burn, uneaten gingerbread and custard (!) and some new in-jokes. WE also managed to have a very impressive curry at the campsite on the Friday night, and an extremely rubbish curry in Brecon on Saturday. Next time we'll book at the pub...

Overall, we had a great weekend and it was good to meet up with everyone again. A good way to spend out three-month-iversary, woulcn't you agree?

 

Chris 'helps' with dinner on the first evening!



The trig point on the first day.



The default bridge photo.



Look! Sunshine and a view in Wales :-)

 

Ian looking a bit - well - solitary ;-)



Tim and Chris playing some (non-invasive) frisbee.

Sadness

When we got home from Elspeth's parents on sunday there were only two happy swimming around rainbow fish in the tank, and one rather unhappy not swimming around one. My first death in the tank, after about 10 weeks, and I am a bit unhappy about it.

The other fish all seem fine, so I suspect that it's an isolated case, quite possibly related to the stress of being chased about a bit too much by the other male rainbow, although this is speculation. In any case, the two remaining rainbows seem to be getting on better now - I didn't see any over-boistrous behaviour when I was watching them last night.


Hohum.

Watermelon

We've just got back from a weekend away visiting my parents. When we got home, Tim finally made me do my least favourite task in the whole world - vacuuming out the car. Still, it turned out to have an unforseen benefit, as our next door neighbour Mr. Bibi offered us a large chunk of the watermelon he'd bought for his family. According to his daughter, who delivered it, he'd bought an extra large one so that he could look after his neighbours as well! What a nice man. Tim and I are now stuffed with watermelon - yum :-)

Bad Science

...is so good this week I'm posting it here in it's entirity:

· Last week I asked: what's the most stupid thing anyone has said to you about science at a party? And it would seem that the great British sport of moron-baiting is more popular than ever. Lots of you encountered philosophers. Guy Davidson was told that "science doesn't tell you about the real world, only an ideal version of it". Yup. Well, light still travels faster than sound no matter how you look at it. Balthazar Florentin-Lee met someone who told him his discussion was flawed because it was "based only on logic" and someone whose email I lost got: "Logic isn't real, you can prove anything you want with logic. It's meaningless." Edwin Whiting was told that "science is how the devil perverts God's will" (bravo!), and the popular idea that "science is a way of life you choose just like religion" (via Yaniv Chen) perhaps explains why party philosophers then moved on to "not everything is scientific" (via Heather Bayley) and "science can't tell us everything" (via Conor McGeown). We never said it could.

· Most interesting were "folk" theories about the natural world. Amanda Fergusson had the misfortune to spend some time on an intensive therapy unit where she heard someone solemnly explaining the workings of the ventilator to relatives: "The machine slowly brings her back up to atmospheric pressure: when she's there, then they disconnect her and she can breathe for herself." Max Zavood was told that evolution obviously wasn't ongoing because there "weren't any new species of humans" ("how do you know what they'd look like?" was his sinister reply); Stewart Hotston was told that copper bracelets worked by "creating energy", "just like petrol creates the energy needed to drive a car". John Frizell was told that "global warming is nothing to worry about because energy and matter are interconvertible", and Derek Sellars got: "Science will never unravel the basic structure of the universe because when we think about subatomic particles it affects the way they behave."

· Lastly, pity William O, a sensitive soul who answers customer queries for a supermarket chain to fund his science career, and so finds himself explaining to baffled angry customers why the quoted number of calories per 100g on the label of powdered soup should go down when you add water (dilution), that GM foods are not radioactive (they're just not), and why the amino acids in shampoo won't burn your scalp. "I feel arrogant and guilty when I get frustrated with these people ... but I just can't help it." This man is a saint.

(the original article can be read here. http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscience/story/0,12980,1536986,00.html

There's something fishy going on

As we hurtle towards 100 posts on the blog (this is 99, apparently), I'd best do as the wife says and blog my fish news.

I've now got 12 fish in my tank (at least I did this morning), after buying 3 more last weekend. There's space for a few more, but narrowing down my list of possible candidates for the next additions will take some time, so this is it for now.

Platys:
My, haven't they grown! I've tried to get a picture so you can compare against my first fish post, but have so far been unsuccessful. The women in particular have been putting a lot of weight on. Females do grow larger than males, but I'm still suspicious of the size of their stomachs and am expecting babies some time soon. Then again, I have been for about a month. Another thing adding to my suspicions is the way that one of the men follows one of the women around all the time. He was even chasing away others who came near her the other day. Quite cute really, if a little needy.

Cories:
They're still very shy, which is a shame. If they see you coming they'll shoot off and hide, but then you can trick them by waiting for a while and they'll come out again. Their favourite hiding place is under a log in the corner of the tank, and it's quite fun when they're all huddling up there in a little row. Here's a nice little picture of one of them coming out for his tea.


Rainbows:
The new guys. Dwarf neon rainbowfish melanotaenia praecox. I've seen rainbowfish arouns and they're always described as "a bit boring when they're young but nice and colourful when they grow up" or something. I really like them and these chaps are very nice - they don't grow too big which is one of my criteria for the tank. Having said that, when I was in Mr Fish at the weekend I saw some very VERY nice banded rainbowfish, which are currently high up in the running for my pair of larger fish which I will have at some point. Anyway, these guys have got a lovely shimmery blue body and red/orange fins. Photos really don't do them justice, but here you go:

One with the lights on


And the same guy with the flash on, showing his nice blue scales


I have 3 of these, as I said: 2 males and 1 female. I think one of the males is bossing the other one around a bit, as the smaller one is always hiding in the plants and has lost a lot of his colour since I put them in. I'll have to monitor the situation. One of the fun behavioural things that the big guy does is to sprint across the front of the tank, then put the brakes on and extend his fins as much as possible. It's quite amusing to watch him showing off. I'm looking out for signs of a love triangle here - surely the lady will fall in love with the small, dull one and spurn the advances of the bully? Watch this space.

Scrabble

I think I need to remedy the situation since Elspeth cast doubts on my geek status. So I'm going to blog a game of scrabble that my dear wife and I have just played.

Ok, not really. The real reason is that I came up with possibly my best ever scrabble word. Witness it:


Elspeth wasn't too impressed, as she was winning by a good 67 points until I hit EQUITY (there, I have learnt something in my new job) with Q on a triple letter and a double word, then the magnificent EXPUNGER using all of my letters, before making it EXPUNGERS the following turn. I was quite pleased.

Elspeth did manage WEE though, which was pretty good.

Geeks

We went to a BBQ yesterday with Tim's work mates - a very enjoyable event. On the way home in the car, we commented on the fact that almost all of Tim's colleagues are married - in fact, only two of them are single. In contrast, the majority of my co-workers are single. At this point, Tim commented disdainfully 'well yes, all your work mates are GEEKS!' Ouch. Obviously now he moves in the world of corporate finance he no longer feels that geekery is a good thing...

Another weekend...

...which means another two days off work - bliss :-) I was ayaw in bristol for two days this week, being trained in using a piece of software I already use regularly. Still, it was good to have a couple of days away from the office to really concentrate on learning. If I'm at work there's always something else I ought to be doing... one of our more senior members of staff left on Friday, so we're all going to be even more busy. We're looking to recruit two/three new people by October, so if any of you know Maths/Engineering/Physics-type people who are looking for a job, let me know!

I should point out that Tim has bought yet more fish. Hopefully he'll post some pictures soon...

Not a good weekend

I just thought I'd share the experience of one of my work colleagues this past weekend. She and her boyfriend have been in the UK for about 8 months since moving from Switzerland. In this time they'd never really got out of London, so they had planned a nice weekend away in Exton, Rutland (very close to where Elspeth and I stayed at the start of our honeymoon, coincidentally). My aforementioned colleague spent the previous week finding a nice hotel with rooms available, and generally looking forward to exploring some of the country. Her boyfriend picked her up from work on friday and off they pootled.

She told me yesterday that the weekend wasn't great: they took a wrong turning on the way. Unfortunately, that wrong turning was to follow a route to Exton, Devon. And they didn't realise they were going South-West rather than North until they got to Exeter. That's a 9 hour round trip to get nowhere. Ouch.

Bizarre Badminton

As some of you know, Tim and I play badminton with a group of friends every Friday. We haven't been for a couple of weeks, as the sports hall has been closed due to private functions, but badminton was back on yesterday. We usually have about 8 people there using one court, so can swap around and play lots of different games. Yesterday we had 4 people - for two hours - and I was the only woman! We were all rather hot a tired by the end, though we did have some good games. I get frustrated as I *know* what I need to do to improve my game (run around more and cover the sides as well as the middle of the net), but I never do it!

Last night was a bit bizarre as we played to a non-stop accompaniment of Michael Bolton songs played over the sound system. The obligatory key change at the end of each song was slightly off-putting, as was the fact that I knew most of the words as I used to own 'the best of Michael Bolton' on CD. I like to think my tase in music has improved since then...!

Graduation part 2

Tim and a proud wife :-) 


Yes, Tim is now officially a Doctor! We spent a very enjoyable day at Reading last Friday, meeting up with all of Tim's year plus a few others and laughing at them in silly hats. I got to sit in the great hall for it and applaud all the PhD's very loudly, but Tim extra-specially loudly :-)

Tim looking pensive... 


PS Thanks to Helen and Tim for putting us up the night before and plying us with far too much red wine and rum...